The world is right again: Alex Rodriguezs EX-girlfriend Kate Hudson (F-You still anyways A-Rod)

May 2024 · 2 minute read

UPDATE: UPDATE: 12/14/09:
Ha motherfuckers! We win!!!
Please read the comment written by yours truly on July 27, 2009: “You know what Alex. She’s still done with a shitload of dudes before you. Enjoy breaking up in October when the Yankees are out of the playoffs and she has to spend a couple days with you. She’ll learn what a douche you are and will probably get pissed at you stealing her lip gloss…
I’ll say it again. Suck it Alex.

Well guess what ladies and a-holes, we were right. According to Us Weekly, after spending approximately 5 weeks having to put up with each other on a regular basis, the couple has called it splits. Whispers began when a once vocal Hudson went mum on the relationship to David Letterman saying only that she “had a fun summer,” and that ARod was a “friend.” Those whispers came to a head when Us Weekly published the story from an unnamed source close to the couple revealed the breakup. God, this feels good. F You ARod.

Alex Rodriguez and girlfriend Kate Hudson began dating in May, 2009, and proceeded to spend the summer flaunting their relationship across in front of any and every camera possible. Kate Hudson is a woman who has been linked to many a celebrity including being married to Black Crowes lead singer Chris Robinson, and having a well publicized on and off relationship with Owen Wilson. Hudson has been linked to some of the following people as well: NBA star Baron Davis, NHL player Eric Lindros, PGA Pro Adam Scott, actors Matthew McConaughey, Dax Shepard, Heath Ledger and more.

Look, I’m not a journalist, so I can write this. I hate Alex Rodriguez. I hate the fact that tonight he’s going to go home and after an hour of getting turned on by looking at himself in a mirror, he’s going to get the chance to hit it with Kate Hudson. Something about that seems unjust to me. Because of our well documented bitterness, I feel the need to remind that purple lip glossed dick that he wasn’t the first man on that moon. To the right, you’ll notice that we’ve posted nothing but pictures of Kate Hudson with other men that she’s probably done it with.

Suck it, Alex.

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